Bart: I Am Through With Working. Working Is For Chumps.
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured
-- Bart is upset that he worked his tail off and got
paid only fifty cents, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
Bart: Really? Homer: Naah....
Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word, but there is no way that I am saying `Thank you'....
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No leaving the house, not even for school....
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....