Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured
that out.
-- Bart is upset that he worked his tail off and got
paid only fifty cents, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured
that out.
-- Bart is upset that he worked his tail off and got
paid only fifty cents, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
Bart: Really? Homer: Naah. -- Bart is upset that... - Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'.
Bart:
Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can... - Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer:
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael... - Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart,
Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic... - Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic... - Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Bart: Oh,
Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. Your already taking... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First,
he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad...
