Oh Everything's Cruel According To You. Keeping Him Chained Us In The Backyard Is Cruel.

Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant

Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.
But since life is cruel, to you and to me, here I am. -- Umberto Eco
BCU: Be Cruel and Unusual
If it's not cruel and unusual, it's not punishment.
You've got to be cruel to be cool.
Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.

Oh Everything's Cruel According To You. Keeping Him Chained Us In The Backyard Is Cruel.

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