Oh Everything's Cruel According To You. Keeping Him Chained Us In The Backyard Is Cruel.

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Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.

-- Homer Simpson
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