Related:

• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• I wouldn't advise playing catch with a giant.
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
  .. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...