Related:

• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
  [punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back....
• Ned: Well...? Todd: I know! Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
  Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up....
• Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Chester: Thanks.
  Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Cheste...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...