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• If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
  .. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
• There is brutality and there is honesty. There is no such thing as brutal honesty.
• Sentimentality is a superstructure covering brutality. -- C. J. Jung
• code police n. [by analogy with George Orwell's `thought police'] A mythical team of Gestapo-like storm troopers that might burst into one's office and arrest one for violating programming style rules.
  May be used either seriously, to underline a claim that a particular style violation is dangerous, or ironically, to suggest that the practice under discussion is condemned mainly by anal-retentive weenies....
• code police: [by analogy with George Orwell's `thought police'] n.
  A mythical team of Gestapo-like storm troopers that might burst into one's office and arrest one for violating programming style rules....
• Use a pun, go to jail.
• Jail for growing a plant?" ... The gipsy laughed.
• Use an accordian, go to jail! That's the law!
• Went to a party at the county jail. -- Elvi