If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail...
And if you're in jail, break out!
-- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil"
And if you're in jail, break out!
-- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil"
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are under 21... - I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra
attention I'd receive,
I'd miss you. -- Lisa, "Bart the... - If you want to know who your friends are,
get yourself a jail sentence... - Break into jail and claim police
brutality... - I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday,
I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist... - The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain... - A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner,
I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. -- From the Larry King... - Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get...
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- Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a
mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's... - Hey man, cool crash! Way to cheat death.
-- Bart visits Martin in the hospital,
"Saturdays of... - Homer: Okay everybody! It's the moment you've all been waiting
for!
The piggs de resistance! [Uncovers a rotissory pig... - Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the
Egg Advisory Council.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately,... - Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets...
