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• This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
  I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
• For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
  owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by feelings of respect for me.
  It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
  It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...