Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I
realized how little that helped...
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
realized how little that helped...
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
Related:
- This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big... - For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me! -- Homer narrates... - Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by
feelings of respect for me.
It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin'... - And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing
to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa...
From the same category:
- Homer: [looking at Kama Sutra] Hey Marge! This guy looks like Apu.
Marge: Shh. I don't want people to see us looking... - Meyer: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky
dog;
I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie... - Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?
Burns:
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns... - Homer: A double cheeseburger, onion rings, large strawberry shake,
and for God's sakes, hurry! Voice: [unintelligible... - on the phone] Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast!
How old are you? ... [jots it down] Uh huh. And what's...
