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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
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  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
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  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
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  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...