Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh?

Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I? Huh, huh,
huh? Can I? Can I?
Lisa: No, me! Take me, me, me, me, me, me! Take me, me!
Homer: Sorry, kids, but this is the one event I want my darling wife by
my side.
Marge: Oh, well thank you, Homer, but take one of the kids.
Homer: Marge, they can't carry enough candy! They have puny little
muscles, not big ropy ones like you.
Marge: Mmm...
Bart: You go, Mom, for the greater good.
Lisa: For the greater good.
-- Altruism in Springfield, "Homer Bad Man"

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