Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I? Huh, huh,
huh? Can I? Can I?
Lisa: No, me! Take me, me, me, me, me, me! Take me, me!
Homer: Sorry, kids, but this is the one event I want my darling wife by
my side.
Marge: Oh, well thank you, Homer, but take one of the kids.
Homer: Marge, they can't carry enough candy! They have puny little
muscles, not big ropy ones like you.
Marge: Mmm...
Bart: You go, Mom, for the greater good.
Lisa: For the greater good.
-- Altruism in Springfield, "Homer Bad Man"
huh? Can I? Can I?
Lisa: No, me! Take me, me, me, me, me, me! Take me, me!
Homer: Sorry, kids, but this is the one event I want my darling wife by
my side.
Marge: Oh, well thank you, Homer, but take one of the kids.
Homer: Marge, they can't carry enough candy! They have puny little
muscles, not big ropy ones like you.
Marge: Mmm...
Bart: You go, Mom, for the greater good.
Lisa: For the greater good.
-- Altruism in Springfield, "Homer Bad Man"
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feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be
ashamed of my father's job.
Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream.... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
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Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the
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Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you.... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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