Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by
feelings of respect for me. It wouldn't last.
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
feelings of respect for me. It wouldn't last.
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
Related:
- For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me! -- Homer narrates... - Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home,
I realized how little that helped... -- Homer narrates... - And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing
to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle... - This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big... - Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
It's being one of those guys who sits in a... - Homer: Okay, where were we?
Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's... - They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso... - Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!}
Lisa:
{No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming... - Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is...
