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• As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
  It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle. -- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
• Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I realized how little that helped.
  .. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
  I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
• For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
  owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by feelings of respect for me.
  It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• Homer: Little baby batter, Can't control his bladder!
  Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out little drinkie poos?...
• Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
  It's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became a loser, and I never want that to happen to me....
• Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
  That old man up front, he is starved for attention....
• Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us? Home
  Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city, all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'....