This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife.
Oh, I shouldn't have called her that.
Bite my tongue. Bite my tongue. Mmph. Ow!
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife.
Oh, I shouldn't have called her that.
Bite my tongue. Bite my tongue. Mmph. Ow!
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
Related:
- Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home,
I realized how little that helped... -- Homer narrates... - For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me! -- Homer narrates... - Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
I have a scandalous story of my own. -- Homer Simpson... - Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Homer:
Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young... - Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror... - And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing
to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
_I_ have a scandalous story of my own. ... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa... - Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse...
From the same category:
- Hey, we're like the Waltons. We're praying for the end of the
Depression,
too. -- Bart reacts to President Bush's 1992 State... - Krusty: Here's a dog that's been trained to catch this red rubber ball.
[throws the ball] [the dog, of course, goes... - Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and
you're a shoo-in!
Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello,... - Smithers: [in the woods, a bullet grazes his shoulder]
Hunter:
Hey, sorry. I thought you were a deer. Smithers: Heh... - Lisa: Well, where's my Dad?
Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted
individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic
topology,
n'gee, that Homer...
