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• Ned: I don't know how to say this, but uh... Home
  Oh, knock it off, Flanders; don't start blubbering on me....
• Homer: Little baby batter, Can't control his bladder!
  Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out little drinkie poos?...
• Lisa: I can't leave Springfield! I was born here and I thought I would die here!
  Homer: It won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else....
• We're simple people with simple values. Capital City is too big and too complex.
  Everyone in Springfield knows us and has forgiven us....
• Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
  Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
• Kids, look! Street crime! -- Homer drives the family through Capital City, "Dancin' Home
• Tex: Why don't you talk it over with your family?
  Homer: Because they might say no....
• Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• Marge: Homer, what if this doesn't work? Homer: Well, then I have a backup plan.
  See? While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going -- [twiddles his thumbs, hums a goofy tune] Ba...