Apu: Mrs. Simpson, The Express Line Is The Fastest Line Not Always.

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Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk
the cashier's head off.
Abe: {Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I
remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of
toast. I set the toaster to three -- medium brown.}
-- Then he tied an onion to his belt, "Homer and Apu"

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