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• Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
  Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?...
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
• All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
  [Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Home...
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
  [they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son!...