All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer]
Homer: By the way, guys: rhyming "Homer" with "homer"? [kisses
fingers]
Burns: [walking in] Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their
embezzlement.
Smithers: [dramatic] I have a much uglier word for it, Sir:
misappropriation.
Simpson!
[Homer sees them and tosses his ball away; someone
screams]
Burns: [menacing] Listen here...I want to join your team.
Homer: You want to join my _what_?
Smithers: You want to _what_ his team?
Burns: I've had one of my unpredictable changes of heart.
Seeing these fine young athletes, reveling in the
humiliation of a vanquished foe...mmm, I haven't felt
this energized since my last, er, boweling.
-- Complete with Smeckler's Powder, "Team Homer"
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer]
Homer: By the way, guys: rhyming "Homer" with "homer"? [kisses
fingers]
Burns: [walking in] Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their
embezzlement.
Smithers: [dramatic] I have a much uglier word for it, Sir:
misappropriation.
Simpson!
[Homer sees them and tosses his ball away; someone
screams]
Burns: [menacing] Listen here...I want to join your team.
Homer: You want to join my _what_?
Smithers: You want to _what_ his team?
Burns: I've had one of my unpredictable changes of heart.
Seeing these fine young athletes, reveling in the
humiliation of a vanquished foe...mmm, I haven't felt
this energized since my last, er, boweling.
-- Complete with Smeckler's Powder, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu,
and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from ... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]...
From the same category:
- Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?
[hands slowly go up]
Man 1:
Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now... - Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
Do you want to come over and play? Bart:... - Lisa: This is going to be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had!
Bart: [looking to plate of 42 pancakes] Hey Lis, you... - Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid,
but he got over it. [sits back to... - Bart: Good morning, girls!
Sherry+Terry: Good morning,
Bart! Bart: Say... Who's up for a little cram session...
