All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer]
Homer: By the way, guys: rhyming "Homer" with "homer"? [kisses
fingers]
Burns: [walking in] Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their
embezzlement.
Smithers: [dramatic] I have a much uglier word for it, Sir:
misappropriation.
Simpson!
[Homer sees them and tosses his ball away; someone
screams]
Burns: [menacing] Listen here...I want to join your team.
Homer: You want to join my _what_?
Smithers: You want to _what_ his team?
Burns: I've had one of my unpredictable changes of heart.
Seeing these fine young athletes, reveling in the
humiliation of a vanquished foe...mmm, I haven't felt
this energized since my last, er, boweling.
-- Complete with Smeckler's Powder, "Team Homer"
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer]
Homer: By the way, guys: rhyming "Homer" with "homer"? [kisses
fingers]
Burns: [walking in] Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their
embezzlement.
Smithers: [dramatic] I have a much uglier word for it, Sir:
misappropriation.
Simpson!
[Homer sees them and tosses his ball away; someone
screams]
Burns: [menacing] Listen here...I want to join your team.
Homer: You want to join my _what_?
Smithers: You want to _what_ his team?
Burns: I've had one of my unpredictable changes of heart.
Seeing these fine young athletes, reveling in the
humiliation of a vanquished foe...mmm, I haven't felt
this energized since my last, er, boweling.
-- Complete with Smeckler's Powder, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu
and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from ... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]...
