Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door]
Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son! Ho-mer Simp-son!
Homer: Stop telling them it was me! I'll kill you for saying it was me.
Burns: [grunting] What is the meaning of this? Smithers, who is this
beast that's shaking me?
Homer: [loses it] D'ohhh! [grabs a gun, cocks it as Burns' head]
Say it, Burns: say I never shot you! Before.
Burns: [jovial] Shot? [chuckles] By you? I'm afraid not, my primitive
friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the
opposable digits to operate a firearm. The one who shot me was
--
[looks around, sees his assailant]
Aah! Aah! Aah! M-Maggie Simpson!
-- The truth revealed, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
fly!
[they open the door]
Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son! Ho-mer Simp-son!
Homer: Stop telling them it was me! I'll kill you for saying it was me.
Burns: [grunting] What is the meaning of this? Smithers, who is this
beast that's shaking me?
Homer: [loses it] D'ohhh! [grabs a gun, cocks it as Burns' head]
Say it, Burns: say I never shot you! Before.
Burns: [jovial] Shot? [chuckles] By you? I'm afraid not, my primitive
friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the
opposable digits to operate a firearm. The one who shot me was
--
[looks around, sees his assailant]
Aah! Aah! Aah! M-Maggie Simpson!
-- The truth revealed, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody!
Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me... - Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again.... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute... - Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate.... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself.... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselve
who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?... - Burns: Homer Simpson?
Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked out] I've got no time for your demented parlor games.... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
