Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more.
Burns: Leave the rag.
[sniffs it] Mmm...
[Smithers walks out; Homer sneaks in]
Homer: Uh...excuse me, Mr. Burns?
Burns: [gasps] Poppin' Fresh! You glutinous little doughboy.
[Homer morphs into Poppin' Fresh in Burns' mind]
[chuckles] There's something I've wanted to do to you for
years!
[starts poking his stomach; Homer laughs]
Homer: [getting his eyes poked at] Ow! Heh, Mr. Burns? I, er, was
wondering if you'd like to sponsor my bowling team...for...
$500.
Burns: Ho ho, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh! I owe my robust
physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo.
Homer: Woo hoo! [runs out] Hey, everybody: if you want to ask Burns
for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up, or dying, or
something.
Hans: [running in] Uh, excuse me: I'd like to request $17 for a
push-broom rebristling. [shows broom with no bristles on it]
Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get
your Lucky Charms. [starts a drill]
Hans: Oh, no: my brains.
-- They're magically...dendrite-icious?, "Team Homer"
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more.
Burns: Leave the rag.
[sniffs it] Mmm...
[Smithers walks out; Homer sneaks in]
Homer: Uh...excuse me, Mr. Burns?
Burns: [gasps] Poppin' Fresh! You glutinous little doughboy.
[Homer morphs into Poppin' Fresh in Burns' mind]
[chuckles] There's something I've wanted to do to you for
years!
[starts poking his stomach; Homer laughs]
Homer: [getting his eyes poked at] Ow! Heh, Mr. Burns? I, er, was
wondering if you'd like to sponsor my bowling team...for...
$500.
Burns: Ho ho, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh! I owe my robust
physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo.
Homer: Woo hoo! [runs out] Hey, everybody: if you want to ask Burns
for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up, or dying, or
something.
Hans: [running in] Uh, excuse me: I'd like to request $17 for a
push-broom rebristling. [shows broom with no bristles on it]
Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get
your Lucky Charms. [starts a drill]
Hans: Oh, no: my brains.
-- They're magically...dendrite-icious?, "Team Homer"
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Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir? Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer...
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- Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Milhouse: What are they saying?
Bart: I'm not sure.
Milhouse: I thought you said you could read lips. ... - Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of... - Lisa: Mom, why do _I_ have to wear a flea collar?
Marge:
Oh, it's just easier this way. -- The simple way...
