Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand. I
haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. [to Smithers]
Who is he?
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He used to work here in the plant,
but we fired him for gross incompetence.
Burns: Ah, so that's his little game. Get this Simpson character up
here right now.
Smithers: But Mr. Burns!
Burns: I said do it, now DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. [to Smithers]
Who is he?
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He used to work here in the plant,
but we fired him for gross incompetence.
Burns: Ah, so that's his little game. Get this Simpson character up
here right now.
Smithers: But Mr. Burns!
Burns: I said do it, now DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye.... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
. Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away.... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello.... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more.... - Burns takes the puppies out of a bath]
Burns: There you are.
..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee.... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
} Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
