Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig. Thank you
very much!
Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?
Lenny: [even drunker] I had a great time. I just want to shake your
hand.
[Terrorized, Burns rolls up the window]
[his face stuck on the window] You're the greatest!
Burns: Smithers, help!
-- The dangers of holding employees nights,
"Homer the Smithers"
very much!
Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?
Lenny: [even drunker] I had a great time. I just want to shake your
hand.
[Terrorized, Burns rolls up the window]
[his face stuck on the window] You're the greatest!
Burns: Smithers, help!
-- The dangers of holding employees nights,
"Homer the Smithers"
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"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
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very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number
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lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ...
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uh.
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