Burns: This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was build
on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic
rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer: [revolted] Ohh, John Denver.
[they stop in front of the elevator, which opens and disgorges a
river of blood]
Burns: Hmm, that's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.
-- The five warning signs of a bad lodge,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic
rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer: [revolted] Ohh, John Denver.
[they stop in front of the elevator, which opens and disgorges a
river of blood]
Burns: Hmm, that's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.
-- The five warning signs of a bad lodge,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground...
Bart:
Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream... - Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house,
you forgot to mention one little thing: YOU DIDN'T... - Brockman: In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just
closed a deal to buy the Springfield Blood Bank.
Burns: [blood on his cheek] Ooh, I'm very excited about... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply,
I can ensure an honest winter's work out... - Mm... This kitchen
could use a woman's touch.
Marge discovers a blood-covered kitchen in their new... - Homer: It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us to a midnight dinner
at his country house in.
Pennsylvania! Lisa: Aw, there's something fishy about... - John Denver died for your sins. Well,
he should... - Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a...
