Chandler: [holding A Tissue] And Is This In Case The House Sneezes?

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Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?

Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.

Monica: I don't want a ghost.

Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house
is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient
Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"