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• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Attention Homer Simpson. You have been promoted. You are now an executive.
  Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life....
• Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
  An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Let them have their tar-tar sauce! -- Burns implements Homer's plan, "Simpson and Delilah
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...