Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want?
Lisa: An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.
Homer: Uh... How about a pony?
Lisa: Okay!
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Lisa: An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.
Homer: Uh... How about a pony?
Lisa: Okay!
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Homer: Okay, okay, but I want you to see a picture of the little girl
you're disappointing.
[looks through his wallet] Well, I don't have... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank... - Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa,
and make a fresh start with Maggie. -- Homer Simpson... - Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you.
Pet shop owner, "Lisa's... - Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl,
and I don't care what it costs. Lady: Very... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the
house?
Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs]...
