Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow
yourselves up. But you can't depend on me all your life. You
have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us,
and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. The
only reason I'm telling you is, I'm going to be leaving you...
But don't worry, I've just been appointed the new Safety Inspector at
this very plant, and a big fat raise!
-- Homer's announcement, "Homer's Odyssey"
So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow
yourselves up. But you can't depend on me all your life. You
have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us,
and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. The
only reason I'm telling you is, I'm going to be leaving you...
But don't worry, I've just been appointed the new Safety Inspector at
this very plant, and a big fat raise!
-- Homer's announcement, "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson Homer Defined... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than I am.... - Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just
for your principles?
Homer: Hmmmm, you put it that way it does sound a little far-fetched, but that's the lug your looking at.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
- Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?... - Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me
now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!... - Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an
opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your
life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
