Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow
yourselves up. But you can't depend on me all your life. You
have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us,
and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. The
only reason I'm telling you is, I'm going to be leaving you...
But don't worry, I've just been appointed the new Safety Inspector at
this very plant, and a big fat raise!
-- Homer's announcement, "Homer's Odyssey"
So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow
yourselves up. But you can't depend on me all your life. You
have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us,
and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. The
only reason I'm telling you is, I'm going to be leaving you...
But don't worry, I've just been appointed the new Safety Inspector at
this very plant, and a big fat raise!
-- Homer's announcement, "Homer's Odyssey"
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