Worker: Quit Complaining, Chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome.
Homer: D'oh! If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that!
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
-- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....