Homer: Good Morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, It's The President!
Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern!
Barney: Hey, it's the president!
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah"
Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
[short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...
Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair!
-- Executive watches Homer's presentation, "Simpson and Delilah...
Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
.. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...
Keep brain from freezing. -- Homer Simpson Simpson and Delilah
Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me....
Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...