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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
• Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
  Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....
• Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair!
  -- Executive watches Homer's presentation, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
  .. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
  Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...