Dimoxinil Can Help Me Grow As Much, Or As Little, Hair As I Want To.
Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
-- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment,
"Simpson and Delilah"
For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
-- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
We do have a product that is more in your price range.
However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. -- Pick up line
Hm... $1000? Dimoxinil? "To keep brain from freezing"?
-- Smithers finds Homer's phony medical insurance form, "Simpson and Delilah...
Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair!
-- Executive watches Homer's presentation, "Simpson and Delilah...