Dimoxinil Can Help Me Grow As Much, Or As Little, Hair As I Want To.

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• For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
  Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• We do have a product that is more in your price range.
  However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....
• Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. -- Pick up line
• Hm... $1000? Dimoxinil? "To keep brain from freezing"?
  -- Smithers finds Homer's phony medical insurance form, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair!
  -- Executive watches Homer's presentation, "Simpson and Delilah...