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• Keep brain from freezing. -- Homer Simpson Simpson and Delilah
• Why should you get nothing, while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?
• Smithers: One of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of $
  1000. Burns: What!? Blast his hide to Hades! [thunder roars outside] And I was going to buy that ivory back-scratcher....
• Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
  Homer: (gasps) Who told you? Simpson and Delilah...
• For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
  Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year....
• Homer: [strangles Bart] Boy must die! Bart: I love you, Dad!
  Homer: D'oh! [lets him go] Dirty trick. Okay, I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days....