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• There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex really caters to up-scale singles like me.
  [belch] -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....
• Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
  Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....
• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
  -- Tellis Frank...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
  Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
• Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
  Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT....