Jay: And Now, The Winner Of The Grand Prize. [tears Open An Envelope] Barney Gumbel!

HomeFortune CookiesThe Simpsons

Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow!
Burns: [shudders]
Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie. I'm glad you were on the
jury. [kisses him]
Homer: Aw. You know something, Marge? It's not that tough being a
film cricket.
Barney: [at the podium] I've learned I have a gift to share with the
world. From now on, there'll be a new Barnard Gumbel:
hardworking, clean, and sober.
Quimby: Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your grand prize: a lifetime
supply of Duff beer.
Barney: Huh? [pulls up sleeve] Just hook it to my veins!
-- Even the greatest idol has a few vices,
"A Star is Burns"

Related: