Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow!
Burns: [shudders]
Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie. I'm glad you were on the
jury. [kisses him]
Homer: Aw. You know something, Marge? It's not that tough being a
film cricket.
Barney: [at the podium] I've learned I have a gift to share with the
world. From now on, there'll be a new Barnard Gumbel:
hardworking, clean, and sober.
Quimby: Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your grand prize: a lifetime
supply of Duff beer.
Barney: Huh? [pulls up sleeve] Just hook it to my veins!
-- Even the greatest idol has a few vices,
"A Star is Burns"
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow!
Burns: [shudders]
Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie. I'm glad you were on the
jury. [kisses him]
Homer: Aw. You know something, Marge? It's not that tough being a
film cricket.
Barney: [at the podium] I've learned I have a gift to share with the
world. From now on, there'll be a new Barnard Gumbel:
hardworking, clean, and sober.
Quimby: Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your grand prize: a lifetime
supply of Duff beer.
Barney: Huh? [pulls up sleeve] Just hook it to my veins!
-- Even the greatest idol has a few vices,
"A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in
the fridge.
Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night... - Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie.
Bart:
_You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder... - Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good,
honest people, you can spit in their faces... - Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor
forever.
Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch... - Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's]
All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel... - Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice,
old people like you -- Lisa: Dad, what do _you_... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar...
