Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor,
"The Was We Was"
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor,
"The Was We Was"
Related:
- Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I need some guidance, Counselor.
Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The... - I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The... - The only advice I can give you is, uh,
try to share common interests and spend,
spend, spend. -- Guidance counselor dispenses advice... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Grampa: What's the matter, boy?
Homer: Nothing.
Grampa:
You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth,
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful... - Homer: [on the phone with Bart]
I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you. ... - Heh, heh, Imagine me in a nuclear power plant. KaBOOM!
Homer thinks about life after graduation, "The... - Homer: All right, knock it off!
Ned: Knock what off,
Simpson? Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since...
