There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex
really caters to up-scale singles like me. [belch]
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host,
"Homer's Night Out"
really caters to up-scale singles like me. [belch]
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host,
"Homer's Night Out"
Related:
- If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in
the fridge.
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou... - Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on.... - Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's]
All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?... - Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good, honest
people, you can spit in their faces for me!
Lisa: I will, Mr. Gumbel, but if you'll excuse me, I'm profiling my dad for the school paper.... - Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie.... - Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone
knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: So how was the office birthday party?
Home
Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!... - Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...

