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• If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in the fridge.
  -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
• The worst thing about censorship is [[[[[[[[[[.
• The worst thing about incomplete sentences.
• The worst thing that you can do to someone is cause them to hire a lawyer.
• I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA.
  That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love....
• In all of the theories about why so many people have attacks of wackiness when they reach middle age--resign from the bank to go live in a van with a teenage mushroom gathere
  and that sort of thing--one factor has been neglected...
• We've just received the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
  According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and 3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator....
• We've just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
  According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and 3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator....
• Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. -- Mark Twai