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• Bart: What is it? Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad.
  I thought we could listen to it together....
• Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a. [the crowd falls silent.
  The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.
  I just don't feel challenged. Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation....
• Marge: Lisa, if you ever want to quit and come home, I'll be here in half a jiff.
  Bart: [poking his head into frame] I want to quit and come home....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Good job, Simpson, although that's more cursing than I like to hear from a cadet in peacetime.
  -- Military school Commandant, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...
• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
• Bart: Military school?! You lied to me! Home
  [chuckles] Well, I'm sorry if you heard, "Disneyland," but I distinctly said, "military school....