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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?
  Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla combat in Shelbyville....
• Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
  But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
• Lisa: [crying] That is so sad. Homer: Oh, come on, honey.
  You know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household....