Bart: What is it?
Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad. I thought we could
listen to it together.
Bart: Gee, Lis, I'd love to, but this really isn't a good time.
Leader: [from inside barrack] Bart! Who are you talking to?
Bart: Uh ...
Lisa: Lisa! You're talking to Lisa.
Bart: I'm talking to ... no one. [closes door]
-- Ouch, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad. I thought we could
listen to it together.
Bart: Gee, Lis, I'd love to, but this really isn't a good time.
Leader: [from inside barrack] Bart! Who are you talking to?
Bart: Uh ...
Lisa: Lisa! You're talking to Lisa.
Bart: I'm talking to ... no one. [closes door]
-- Ouch, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Related:
- Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
[gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: I can't do this, Bart. I'm not strong enough.
Bart: I thought you came here looking for a challenge... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb... - Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch.
[holds up note:
"I am very proud of you, Love, Mom"] Lisa: Oh yeah... - Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a.
[the crowd falls silent.
The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs...
From the same category:
- Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're... - Milhouse: You going to flush it? [a cherry bomb]
Bart:
What can I say? I got a weakness for the classics... - Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky,
[SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers]... - Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ...
