Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!
Bart: [rushes for the front door. Lisa's ominous shadow blocks the
way] Hey!
Lisa: I heard you last night, Bart. You prayed for this. Now your
prayers have been answered. I'm no theologian; I don't know who
or what God is exactly, all I know is He's a force more powerful
than Mom and Dad put together, and you owe Him big. [shuts the
door]
Bart: You're right. [removes goggles, hands them to Lisa]
I asked for a miracle, and I got it. I gotta study, man!
[goes upstairs to his room]
I'm not missing anything... frozen earlobes, trudging up that
stupid sledhill over and over again... How good could it be?
[looks out window...]
-- "Bart Gets an F"
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!
Bart: [rushes for the front door. Lisa's ominous shadow blocks the
way] Hey!
Lisa: I heard you last night, Bart. You prayed for this. Now your
prayers have been answered. I'm no theologian; I don't know who
or what God is exactly, all I know is He's a force more powerful
than Mom and Dad put together, and you owe Him big. [shuts the
door]
Bart: You're right. [removes goggles, hands them to Lisa]
I asked for a miracle, and I got it. I gotta study, man!
[goes upstairs to his room]
I'm not missing anything... frozen earlobes, trudging up that
stupid sledhill over and over again... How good could it be?
[looks out window...]
-- "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids, watching it, open their mouths]
Home
[quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Bart: What is it?
Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad.
I thought we could listen to it together.... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I
didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
