Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just... [gets punched]
OOF!
[way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch]
Bart: Wow! I've never seen Dad hit somebody like _that_ before!
Lisa: What are you talking about?
Bart: Isn't Dad the one in the black trunks?
Lisa: No!
Bart: Uh-oh.
Marge: [from behind the pillar with Maggie] What? What? What am I
missing? What?
-- "The Homer They Fall"
OOF!
[way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch]
Bart: Wow! I've never seen Dad hit somebody like _that_ before!
Lisa: What are you talking about?
Bart: Isn't Dad the one in the black trunks?
Lisa: No!
Bart: Uh-oh.
Marge: [from behind the pillar with Maggie] What? What? What am I
missing? What?
-- "The Homer They Fall"
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to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now,
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine... - Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids?
Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us...
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- Marge: [through a megaphone]
How many of you were hit on the heads with mallets last week?
[crowd murmurs] [man with head bandaged raises... - Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello?
Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
Who may I say is speaking to me? Foreman... - Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put... - Heh heh heh. That crazy Marmaduke.
-- Homer reads the morning paper,
"Dead Putting... - Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a
second chance?
Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You...
