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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
  Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Bart: What is it? Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad.
  I thought we could listen to it together....
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...