Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr. Burns and
I want your daughter to help make me rich again.
Homer: You mean Maggie?
[Maggie stares at Mr. Burns and gestures her hand like a
gun aimed at him]
Burns: Ahh -- the baby who shot me -- no, I was referring to your
other daughter.
-- The girl who would like to shoot him,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
I want your daughter to help make me rich again.
Homer: You mean Maggie?
[Maggie stares at Mr. Burns and gestures her hand like a
gun aimed at him]
Burns: Ahh -- the baby who shot me -- no, I was referring to your
other daughter.
-- The girl who would like to shoot him,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
Related:
- Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]... - Burns: You! That troublemaking girl!
Lisa: My name is Lisa
Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our
waterfront
Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead...
