Otto: I found something! [pulls a briefcase from the ground] Wiggum:

Otto: I found something! [pulls a briefcase from the ground]
Wiggum: [opens it] It's just a piece of paper.
Homer: It's mine! [reads] "Frightfully sorry, but there is no hidden
treasure. I have already used this time to escape from your
jail. Fondest wishes" -- oh, I can't make out the signature!
Quimby: Keep digging. We're bound to find something!
-- Missing the point, "Homer the Vigilante"

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