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• Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
  Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
  \\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge!...
• Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
• Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Homer stuffs his face] Moe: [through door] Homer?
  It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
  Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Treehouse of Horror V...