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• Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
  That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...
• Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong!
  Dig up his grave! Pull out his tongue! Quimby...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
  With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
• Otto: I found something! [pulls a briefcase from the ground] Wiggum
  [opens it] It's just a piece of paper. Homer: It's mine!...
• Questioning an undertaker: Can a person furnish his own casket?
  Would a large radio cabinet be acceptable for burial if hollowed out and made into a child's casket?...
• Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
  Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...