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• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
  ! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• My name is Carrot Man and I curse your little sister's goldfish.
• Tourist: Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
  Moe: You're a long way from home, yuppie boy....
• The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
  -- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident, as imagined by Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert. It says so in this ad.
  -- Lisa finds an ad for Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...