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• They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
  -- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
  Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
  ..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
• Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter, but I'm not some ogre.
  I think you will find me fair and fun. Ba...