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• Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.
  -- Snake at Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert. It says so in this ad.
  -- Lisa finds an ad for Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make this so hard?
  ! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Man: I'm here to pick up the Ambassador from Ghana.
  Lisa: Well he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!...
• Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you.
  [reads from clipboard] Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant....
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• Just look at the X-rays! You see that dark spot there?
  Whiplash. And this smudge here, that looks like my fingerprint?...