Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make
this so hard?!
Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance.
-- So that makes it okay to be a pain in the butt,
"My Sister, My Sitter"
this so hard?!
Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance.
-- So that makes it okay to be a pain in the butt,
"My Sister, My Sitter"
Related:
- Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those ... - Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a
babysitter,
but I'm not some ogre. I think you will find me ... - Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please?
Lisa:
Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that... - Bart: You didn't say which bed!
Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges... - Marge: So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or
sister.
Bart: Been there, done that. Lisa: I hope it's a girl... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV
and eating food?
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart... - You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
-- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire,
"My Sister, My... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister,
Bart? Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her...
From the same category:
- Bart: Aha!
Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean it:
I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop]
Karl:
[pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing... - Burns: How does he do it, Smithers?
Smithers: He's a love machine,
sir. -- "Homer's Night... - Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
[everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the...
