Burns: Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger.
Henry: It was fun.
Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.
Henry: Er, yes, well, I'm sure I left them in the car. [sotto voce]
No one must know I dropped them in the toilet; not I, the man
who drafted the Paris Peace Accord.
-- Material for the National Enquirer, "$pringfield"
Henry: It was fun.
Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.
Henry: Er, yes, well, I'm sure I left them in the car. [sotto voce]
No one must know I dropped them in the toilet; not I, the man
who drafted the Paris Peace Accord.
-- Material for the National Enquirer, "$pringfield"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer.
Shary: Well,
you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing]... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have
dropped 37%.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market... - Smithers: John!
John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart:
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag]... - Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum:
Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back... - Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers...
