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• Lisa: Hi, Mr. Smithers. Smithers: Oh great. It's the Bobsey Twins.
  Well take your prying eyes elsewhere....
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• And to show that I'm not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating.
  Who knows? _I_ might be the unlucky one who gets fired....
• Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you-- Lisa
  [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?...
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• Smithers: Good morning, sir. Care for some coffee?
  Burns: [joyful] No, the promise of a new day is more than enough exhilaration for me....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Mr. Burns hold a model airplane] Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane.
  I call it the "Spruce Moose", and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!...
• Smithers: I've placed all your names in this hat. Home
  Ooh! Smithers: Thank you. -- "Mountain of Madne...